i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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