You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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