Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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