but the lizard people decide everything anyway
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
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