How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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