Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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