Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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