I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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