my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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