Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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