I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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