I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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