Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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