best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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