Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
no more duck duck goose at the bar
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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