I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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