I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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