the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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