i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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