She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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