Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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