She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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