Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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