i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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