she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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