You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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