So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
