brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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