i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
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