Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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