I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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