Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
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