Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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