i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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