He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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