Ambien. No doubt about it.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Success! We fucked roommates!
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
