I want to stick my p in your. b.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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