Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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