you guys were way drunker than both of me
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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