I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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