How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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