HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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