Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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