The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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