I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Come back. Shots need mouths.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
