A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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