Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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