we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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