Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I love having hate sex.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
We had to coat check the pizza.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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