Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
