I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
So apparently I’m into choking now
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