it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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