i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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