I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize
