So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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